Head to Head Polling

Tonight I conducted a quick tracking poll of google space. George Bush vs. John Kerry in a two way race: who gets the most result hits for the search phrase: candidate-name plus "sh*thead"? The results are in, and the race is tight. John Kerry receives 944 to George Bush's 991. The president has a slight edge, which could bode well for his prospects come November. When factoring the modified names "George W. Bush" and "John F. Kerry", however, the president gains 1690 votes to Kerry's paltry 112 -- a veritable landslide. Trends indicate a decided uptick for the president in this important character issue.